1 00:00:06,211 --> 00:00:07,412 Oh. 2 00:00:16,588 --> 00:00:18,757 Oh, my God. That one! 3 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,924 - This one? - Yes! 4 00:00:19,924 --> 00:00:22,194 Oh, my gosh, this is the suitcase! 5 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:24,262 - How much for this one? -$80. 6 00:00:24,262 --> 00:00:27,031 This is worth like $45 at Montreal Lumber and Hardware. 7 00:00:27,031 --> 00:00:28,800 - I give you $60. - Fine, $60. 8 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,469 I'll take the suitcase and the red Chanel-- 9 00:00:30,469 --> 00:00:32,437 Aah! Oh, my God! 10 00:00:32,437 --> 00:00:34,271 I thought that was a rat. 11 00:00:34,271 --> 00:00:37,442 I'm sorry. I keep thinking everything's a rat. 12 00:00:37,442 --> 00:00:40,845 ♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪ 13 00:00:40,845 --> 00:00:46,218 ♪ Watch fluent seamen rig their rudders ♪ 14 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:50,622 - Where's your little lawyer? - I don't know. 15 00:00:50,622 --> 00:00:52,991 She hasn't responded to my texts all morning. 16 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:02,901 - Hey, Bob? - Yeah? 17 00:01:02,901 --> 00:01:05,571 What happened to the young lady juror 18 00:01:05,571 --> 00:01:06,904 who was in the front row? 19 00:01:06,904 --> 00:01:10,175 She had to be replaced with an alternate. 20 00:01:10,175 --> 00:01:11,375 She was nuts. 21 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:14,580 She told everybody in the jury that she was a goblin 22 00:01:14,580 --> 00:01:17,582 and that she slept with the judge, 23 00:01:17,582 --> 00:01:20,753 the second chair prosecution... 24 00:01:20,753 --> 00:01:22,554 and you. 25 00:01:24,590 --> 00:01:26,759 Wow, that's crazy. 26 00:01:33,999 --> 00:01:37,537 Hey, what happened to that juror, the girl? 27 00:01:38,637 --> 00:01:41,906 I'm so sorry. I was beginning to worry you were dead. 28 00:01:41,906 --> 00:01:44,943 I am indeed not dead, Your Honor. 29 00:01:44,943 --> 00:01:48,380 And my deepest apologies to the court. 30 00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,450 Don't worry. Something amazing is happening. 31 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:55,287 Your Honor may I approach? 32 00:01:55,287 --> 00:01:56,756 If you must. 33 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:03,061 Your Honor, some crucial evidence 34 00:02:03,061 --> 00:02:05,797 has come to my attention as of this morning. 35 00:02:05,797 --> 00:02:06,898 Well, then we should recess. 36 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:08,399 Negative. Sorry, Polly. 37 00:02:08,399 --> 00:02:12,638 I have a witness who needs to leave the country tonight 38 00:02:12,638 --> 00:02:13,972 for some much needed R 39 00:02:13,972 --> 00:02:17,309 May I emphasis the word "urgency"? 40 00:02:18,811 --> 00:02:20,446 Okay, proceed. 41 00:02:20,446 --> 00:02:21,547 Yes. 42 00:02:21,547 --> 00:02:24,116 Your Honor, this stings. 43 00:02:24,116 --> 00:02:26,384 Oh. 44 00:02:37,161 --> 00:02:39,230 Excuse me, sir, could you please put that out? 45 00:02:39,230 --> 00:02:41,333 You're not allowed to smoke on the bus. 46 00:02:45,737 --> 00:02:47,874 Oh. My mistake. 47 00:02:50,408 --> 00:02:53,445 Would you like to tell the court about your morning? 48 00:02:53,445 --> 00:02:55,413 Well, I took a bubble bath 49 00:02:55,413 --> 00:02:59,017 and scrolled through some pictures of myself in my 20s. 50 00:02:59,017 --> 00:03:01,853 And then afterward, I decided to clean the house. 51 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:04,022 And in the corner of my closet, 52 00:03:04,022 --> 00:03:07,626 where I often do not look, something caught my attention. 53 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:12,398 Oh, and what was it that caught your attention? 54 00:03:13,065 --> 00:03:16,868 A large zebra-print rollerboard suitcase 55 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:20,039 with a pull-out carrier handle, neon pink trim, 56 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:21,607 and pitch-black lining. 57 00:03:21,607 --> 00:03:23,543 Well, let's see it. 58 00:03:28,713 --> 00:03:30,984 Double trouble. 59 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,727 Oh, my God! These are identical. 60 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:43,229 Is this yours? 61 00:03:43,229 --> 00:03:44,363 Oh, no. 62 00:03:44,363 --> 00:03:46,198 I wouldn't be caught dead in an airport 63 00:03:46,198 --> 00:03:47,399 without my Louis Vuittons. 64 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:49,234 I just love how brown they are, 65 00:03:49,234 --> 00:03:51,537 and you can smell that leather for miles. 66 00:03:51,537 --> 00:03:55,174 Has anyone other than my client, Dory Sief, 67 00:03:55,174 --> 00:03:58,410 lived with you over this past year? 68 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:01,680 Sigh, no. 69 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,417 I'm going through some pretty ugly divorce proceedings, 70 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:09,587 so, um, nobody really wants to be around me. 71 00:04:09,587 --> 00:04:14,526 So would it be safe to assume that it belongs to my client, 72 00:04:14,526 --> 00:04:18,430 your only house guest this past year? 73 00:04:18,430 --> 00:04:19,898 That's my best guess. 74 00:04:19,898 --> 00:04:22,200 And I would just like to remind the court 75 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,536 that there were two pieces of luggage 76 00:04:25,536 --> 00:04:29,374 purchased on that evening from Montreal Lumber and Hardware. 77 00:04:29,374 --> 00:04:31,510 One ended up in the ground-- sad face. 78 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:34,379 The other ended up in Gail Patel's closet. 79 00:04:34,379 --> 00:04:37,449 No, no, stop, stop, stop! 80 00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:40,386 Your Honor, I object to so much. 81 00:04:40,386 --> 00:04:42,887 This exhibit is being treated as evidence. 82 00:04:42,887 --> 00:04:46,457 And I'm sorry, but the defense could have easily planted this. 83 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:49,461 And don't we agree that the timing of this appearance 84 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:50,762 is beyond suspicious? 85 00:04:50,762 --> 00:04:55,067 The timing of this incident was not manipulated. 86 00:04:55,067 --> 00:04:57,202 Ugh! I don't do that. 87 00:04:57,202 --> 00:04:59,371 It's called happenstance. 88 00:04:59,371 --> 00:05:02,306 And, Your Honor, she's just jealous. 89 00:05:02,306 --> 00:05:05,244 Jealous? Please, I mean, of your breast implants, maybe, but-- 90 00:05:05,244 --> 00:05:06,911 Oh, clutch the pearls. 91 00:05:06,911 --> 00:05:09,381 But, uh, of your legal strategies, no. 92 00:05:09,381 --> 00:05:12,818 Your Honor, I would never get breast implants. 93 00:05:12,818 --> 00:05:15,654 Order! Ladies, please. 94 00:05:15,654 --> 00:05:18,322 Let's leave the female form out of this. 95 00:05:18,322 --> 00:05:21,159 I'm very sorry for getting heated. My apologies. 96 00:05:21,159 --> 00:05:25,630 But I think that this is just too unbelievable. 97 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:29,901 Miss Danziger, you'll have your chance to cross-examine. 98 00:05:29,901 --> 00:05:31,498 And I shall not disappoint. 99 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,071 Don't worry, Polly. 100 00:05:33,071 --> 00:05:37,009 I just have one more question, and she's all yours. 101 00:05:37,009 --> 00:05:38,343 Big girl. 102 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:42,681 So, seeing these two suitcases, 103 00:05:42,681 --> 00:05:44,449 what would you conclude? 104 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:47,752 I believe she brought the suitcase back from Montreal, 105 00:05:47,752 --> 00:05:49,153 left it, forgot about it, 106 00:05:49,153 --> 00:05:51,757 and shouldn't be on trail to begin with. 107 00:05:51,757 --> 00:05:53,025 Thank you, Gail. 108 00:05:53,025 --> 00:05:55,126 I mean, right? 109 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:57,028 No further questions, Your Honor. 110 00:05:57,028 --> 00:05:59,531 And I just want to say, Mommy says hi. 111 00:05:59,531 --> 00:06:02,334 - Oh, she's the best. - She is, kind of. 112 00:06:02,334 --> 00:06:04,770 She's all yours, Jiggles. 113 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:07,005 I'm Jiggles? 114 00:06:07,005 --> 00:06:08,606 Sit down, Wiggles. 115 00:06:08,606 --> 00:06:13,778 Miss Patel, is it fair to say that before this morning, 116 00:06:13,778 --> 00:06:19,884 you have never noticed this loud zebra-print suitcase 117 00:06:19,884 --> 00:06:21,620 in the corner of your closet, right? 118 00:06:21,620 --> 00:06:24,690 Yes, that is correct, but that doesn't mean it wasn't there... 119 00:06:24,690 --> 00:06:26,225 Okay, shh, shh, shh. ...because I don't organize my own-- 120 00:06:26,225 --> 00:06:29,127 Shh, shush. Shut-- Shut the hole. 121 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:33,565 So we don't know for a fact how long or not long 122 00:06:33,565 --> 00:06:36,334 this was residing in your closet, do we, now? 123 00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:40,572 I have no way of knowing what's in my home ever. 124 00:06:40,572 --> 00:06:44,075 So we don't even know if this is even from Montreal. 125 00:06:44,075 --> 00:06:46,344 Oh, well, actually, I-I opened it, 126 00:06:46,344 --> 00:06:49,214 and inside, there is a book of matches. 127 00:06:49,214 --> 00:06:52,985 It-- It says "Lait Rouge Bar Canadien." 128 00:06:52,985 --> 00:06:54,418 And I looked it up. 129 00:06:54,418 --> 00:06:58,222 I did a little translating, and it is a bar in Canada. 130 00:06:58,222 --> 00:07:01,927 Yeah?! Oh, my God. I like yummy food, too. 131 00:07:08,067 --> 00:07:10,435 What? How? 132 00:07:10,435 --> 00:07:11,703 Matches. 133 00:07:11,703 --> 00:07:13,938 Call the cavalry. 134 00:07:13,938 --> 00:07:16,608 There's matches and nothing else. 135 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:19,244 And I'm sorry, but why are we being persuaded 136 00:07:19,244 --> 00:07:20,612 to substantiate this as evidence? 137 00:07:20,612 --> 00:07:22,447 Because this is just smoke and mirrors. 138 00:07:22,447 --> 00:07:26,751 Attention! Attention! 139 00:07:26,751 --> 00:07:29,121 Dory Sief is a murderer! 140 00:07:29,121 --> 00:07:30,622 A murderer! 141 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:33,459 I have evidence that she murdered Keith Powell 142 00:07:33,459 --> 00:07:37,762 and then murdered my twin sister, April Canyon! 143 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:39,364 Judge Hellerman: Order! 144 00:07:39,364 --> 00:07:41,700 Security, remove this woman out of my courtroom immediately! 145 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:44,101 Somewhere out there exists a cassette tape 146 00:07:44,101 --> 00:07:45,970 with a confession recorded on it. 147 00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:51,410 And my sister wrote about this in her journal before she died! 148 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:53,612 Proving all of it! 149 00:07:53,612 --> 00:07:54,879 Get her out of here! 150 00:07:54,879 --> 00:07:57,149 Find the tape! 151 00:07:57,149 --> 00:07:59,985 Find the tape! 152 00:07:59,985 --> 00:08:01,552 Wasn't there a tape? 153 00:08:01,552 --> 00:08:03,822 When Dory was arrested, didn't she have a cassette tape on her? 154 00:08:03,822 --> 00:08:05,657 Yeah, there was, but she tried to destroy it. 155 00:08:05,657 --> 00:08:08,660 We tried to listen to it, but it's too damaged to play. 156 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:09,629 Fix it! 157 00:08:12,464 --> 00:08:13,632 My name is June Canyon, 158 00:08:13,632 --> 00:08:15,500 and my sister is April Canyon, 159 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:18,403 and she has been missing since June 15th. 160 00:08:18,403 --> 00:08:22,173 I now believe her to be dead, as I hold in my hands her journal, 161 00:08:22,173 --> 00:08:24,509 which details how she had evidence 162 00:08:24,509 --> 00:08:28,814 that Dory Sief and Drew Gardner murdered Keith Powell 163 00:08:28,814 --> 00:08:31,249 and how she intended to meet Dory Sief 164 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:34,687 on the Staten Island Ferry at 9:00 p.m. that night 165 00:08:34,687 --> 00:08:36,087 to trade a tape 166 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:38,790 that had Dory and her friends' confession on it. 167 00:08:38,790 --> 00:08:42,494 I will now read the journal entry. 168 00:08:42,494 --> 00:08:45,196 "Serapoakokeena kapahestiloloba." 169 00:08:45,196 --> 00:08:47,032 Sorry, what-- what language is this? 170 00:08:47,032 --> 00:08:48,633 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have said. 171 00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:51,369 This is a language only my sister and I can understand. 172 00:08:51,369 --> 00:08:52,538 It's our twin language. 173 00:08:53,539 --> 00:08:55,140 She's crazy. I'm a twin. 174 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,542 That is not a real language. 175 00:09:05,584 --> 00:09:07,518 "Bareemotopaskatichi." 176 00:09:07,518 --> 00:09:12,491 Roughly translated means, "If I do not return, that motopa," 177 00:09:12,491 --> 00:09:14,393 which there really isn't a word for in English, 178 00:09:14,393 --> 00:09:18,030 but essentially, it's, pardon me, but, "bitch killed me. 179 00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:20,934 In which case, please dredge the Hudson River." 180 00:09:47,826 --> 00:09:49,761 Where you goin', sugar? 181 00:09:49,761 --> 00:09:51,163 Hugget. 182 00:09:51,163 --> 00:09:53,098 Why the hell is a city boy like you 183 00:09:53,098 --> 00:09:55,100 looking to get to Hugget for? 184 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,704 Well, I am indeed a Hugget boy, ma'am. 185 00:09:58,704 --> 00:10:01,240 Well, then get on in, darlin'. 186 00:10:04,509 --> 00:10:06,778 So luckily, the journal 187 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:08,914 was nothing but indecipherable ramblings. 188 00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:11,617 But is there anything else we need to know? 189 00:10:11,617 --> 00:10:12,684 No. 190 00:10:12,684 --> 00:10:13,786 Is there a tape? 191 00:10:13,786 --> 00:10:15,787 No. Absolutely not. 192 00:10:15,787 --> 00:10:17,122 Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, there's a tape. 193 00:10:17,122 --> 00:10:18,623 Of course there's a tape. 194 00:10:18,623 --> 00:10:23,062 If it comes to light, would it be bad news for us? 195 00:10:23,062 --> 00:10:23,962 No. 196 00:10:23,962 --> 00:10:25,598 I mean, there's nothing on it. 197 00:10:25,598 --> 00:10:27,766 It would be terrible news. 198 00:10:27,766 --> 00:10:30,870 Okay, in light of today's chaos, 199 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:34,072 I think that this is grounds for a mistrial. 200 00:10:34,072 --> 00:10:35,540 I'm gonna start all over. 201 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,077 Next year, we'll add in a plea of self-defense. 202 00:10:38,077 --> 00:10:39,712 No. 203 00:10:39,712 --> 00:10:42,247 We're doing well, right? 204 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:44,149 So why would we backpedal? 205 00:10:44,149 --> 00:10:47,252 I would be able to build a much better case story 206 00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:49,655 now that I know the truth. 207 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:52,958 And what do you mean "the truth"? 208 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:56,322 What do you mean "the truth"? 209 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,597 Okay, yeah, so we mistrial. 210 00:10:58,597 --> 00:11:03,135 If we start over, can Dory and I be tried separately this time? 211 00:11:03,135 --> 00:11:05,938 - What? - Hey, um... 212 00:11:05,938 --> 00:11:07,906 Just to be honest with everyone, 213 00:11:07,906 --> 00:11:11,110 I might not be alive in one year. 214 00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:15,647 What, Bob? 215 00:11:15,647 --> 00:11:17,483 I'm so sorry to hear that. 216 00:11:17,483 --> 00:11:18,684 It'll probably work out. 217 00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:20,520 I'm throwing a lot of money at it. 218 00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,020 When I was a kid, I... 219 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:24,523 liked the color of the paint on the wall, 220 00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:28,794 and I used to lick it and chew on it and eat the paint chips, 221 00:11:28,794 --> 00:11:30,996 'cause it was lead paint. 222 00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:33,967 So now I'm paying for it. 223 00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,335 Damn paint. 224 00:11:37,335 --> 00:11:40,139 As of this moment, I envision Chantal's Castle 225 00:11:40,139 --> 00:11:42,141 to be located in the heart of Midtown. 226 00:11:42,141 --> 00:11:46,545 Chantal's Castle must be in the shape of a heart 227 00:11:46,545 --> 00:11:47,546 from a bird's-eye view. 228 00:11:47,546 --> 00:11:49,347 It's imperative. 229 00:11:49,347 --> 00:11:53,685 Let me tell you what I love about this girl. 230 00:11:53,685 --> 00:11:58,223 She has a vision, and she's ready to do the work. 231 00:11:58,223 --> 00:12:00,159 I'm gonna trust you've done your homework. 232 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:02,962 I don't want this to turn out to be another Pelican Islands. 233 00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:05,064 Oh, no, no, no! 234 00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:07,565 Chantal is the perfect funnel. 235 00:12:07,565 --> 00:12:11,904 Well, you think you can create a castle in 33 days? 236 00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:14,239 Where there's a will, there's a way. 237 00:12:14,239 --> 00:12:16,541 Oh, so tell me, would you be willing 238 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:19,911 to accept incognito funding from offshore accounts-- 239 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,346 the Caymans, for instance? 240 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:24,850 Oh, I would never build a business 241 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,318 based on discrimination. 242 00:12:26,318 --> 00:12:29,255 Chantal's Castle will house all races of women. 243 00:12:30,822 --> 00:12:32,658 Will... 244 00:12:32,658 --> 00:12:34,560 I think we're in business. 245 00:12:35,628 --> 00:12:38,997 Well, my dear... 246 00:12:38,997 --> 00:12:41,900 welcome to your castle. 247 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,870 Wait. Does that mean I get the money? 248 00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:49,775 I get my castle? 249 00:12:49,775 --> 00:12:51,110 Oh, my God. 250 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:52,545 I'm a princess! 251 00:12:52,545 --> 00:12:54,347 I'm finally a princess! 252 00:12:54,347 --> 00:12:56,782 Oh, my God. 253 00:12:56,782 --> 00:12:58,317 Money. 254 00:12:59,518 --> 00:13:01,119 How long's this gonna take? 255 00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:05,624 Well, as I told you before, this tape is stretched. 256 00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:07,960 Well, can you fix it or no? 257 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,429 I think I can. 258 00:13:20,872 --> 00:13:23,241 Hello, my angels. 259 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,978 Hello. 260 00:13:25,978 --> 00:13:27,146 Hello. 261 00:13:27,146 --> 00:13:28,915 Hi. 262 00:13:28,915 --> 00:13:30,817 Daddy's home. 263 00:13:30,817 --> 00:13:32,586 Daddy's home. 264 00:13:37,956 --> 00:13:40,126 So you've been an audio technician 265 00:13:40,126 --> 00:13:41,826 for, what, 40 years now? 266 00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:44,964 14 years, ma'am. I'm only 38 years old. 267 00:13:44,964 --> 00:13:46,063 Oh, right. 268 00:13:46,063 --> 00:13:47,933 And what, uh, repair work did you do? 269 00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:50,336 I reconstructed a portion of this tape 270 00:13:50,336 --> 00:13:53,171 that had been chewed up by Dory Sief. 271 00:13:53,171 --> 00:13:55,073 It was significantly damaged, 272 00:13:55,073 --> 00:13:57,809 but I managed to piece it back together. 273 00:13:57,809 --> 00:13:59,678 Can you briefly tell the court 274 00:13:59,678 --> 00:14:02,948 just what it is we're about to hear on this recording today? 275 00:14:02,948 --> 00:14:06,184 Yes, this is one of two salvageable sections of the tape 276 00:14:06,184 --> 00:14:08,854 featuring the voices of Dory Sief and Drew Gardner 277 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:10,923 arguing over-- Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 278 00:14:10,923 --> 00:14:12,791 No spoilers. 279 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:13,792 Okay. 280 00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:15,527 Um, can somebody dim the lights 281 00:14:15,527 --> 00:14:17,329 while I play this back, please? 282 00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:18,832 Thank you. 283 00:14:24,437 --> 00:14:26,003 We did it, though. 284 00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:28,106 You have to admit that we did what we did. 285 00:14:28,106 --> 00:14:31,643 I know! I know we murdered Keith, okay? 286 00:14:33,545 --> 00:14:35,749 Well, well, well. 287 00:14:38,183 --> 00:14:43,488 What you heard, folks, is what we might call 288 00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:47,191 evidence in its most inarguable form. 289 00:14:47,191 --> 00:14:50,662 Not some piece of store-bought luggage 290 00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,664 just dragged in here at the last minute, no. 291 00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:58,637 What you heard was an accidental confession. 292 00:14:58,637 --> 00:15:00,739 Would you mind repeating the words in the recording 293 00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:04,076 that you find the most damning? 294 00:15:04,076 --> 00:15:06,012 Um, sure. 295 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:08,713 "I know. 296 00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:13,018 I know we murdered Keith, okay?" 297 00:15:13,018 --> 00:15:15,353 "We... 298 00:15:15,353 --> 00:15:18,424 murdered... 299 00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:20,492 Keith." 300 00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,760 - I heard "pancake." - What? 301 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:25,830 I beg your pardon? 302 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:28,567 I didn't hear "murdered." 303 00:15:28,567 --> 00:15:30,102 I heard "pancaked." 304 00:15:33,638 --> 00:15:36,142 I actually heard "pancake," too. 305 00:15:37,008 --> 00:15:40,511 Your Honor, I heard "pancaked" as well. 306 00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:44,283 Miss Danziger, please play the recording for the court again. 307 00:15:45,351 --> 00:15:46,751 We did it, though. 308 00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,953 You have to admit that we did what we did. 309 00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:52,357 I know! I know we pancaked Keith, okay? 310 00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:55,693 "I know we pancaked Keith, okay?" 311 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,428 I heard it that time, too. 312 00:15:57,428 --> 00:16:02,367 But you didn't hear-- How many people heard "pancake" this time? 313 00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:09,474 The tape clearly states "We murdered Keith." 314 00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:10,642 I'm sorry. I have to play it again. 315 00:16:10,642 --> 00:16:11,877 I have to play it again. 316 00:16:11,877 --> 00:16:13,578 Now, remember, this is essentially 317 00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:16,315 a confession to a murder! 318 00:16:16,315 --> 00:16:19,117 I know! I know we murdered Keith, okay? 319 00:16:19,117 --> 00:16:20,286 Okay. 320 00:16:20,286 --> 00:16:23,221 I-I don't know what I'm supposed to write. 321 00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:27,226 I heard "murdered," then I heard "pancaked," 322 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:29,428 then I heard "murdered." 323 00:16:29,428 --> 00:16:31,996 All right, who hears "murdered"? 324 00:16:36,502 --> 00:16:39,638 And who hears "pancaked"? 325 00:16:39,638 --> 00:16:42,774 - Pancake! - Pancaked, right? 326 00:16:42,774 --> 00:16:45,244 I've never been so sure of anything in my life. 327 00:16:45,244 --> 00:16:46,444 I hear both. 328 00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:48,246 - Pancake! - Okay! 329 00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:52,517 Let's just say that it was "pancake," which it isn't. 330 00:16:52,517 --> 00:16:54,486 But let's just say it is. 331 00:16:54,486 --> 00:16:56,855 What does that even mean? 332 00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:58,856 You can't pancake a person, no. 333 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,692 You can. I'm looking it up. 334 00:17:00,692 --> 00:17:04,529 According to urbanlingo.net, pancaking-- 335 00:17:04,529 --> 00:17:07,699 "a sexual act in which a pancake 336 00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:10,101 is wiped across a person's asshole 337 00:17:10,101 --> 00:17:12,837 and then slapped against their titties 338 00:17:12,837 --> 00:17:15,373 until one or both partners comes." 339 00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:17,341 Your Honor! 340 00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:21,613 My clients are not on trial for having sex with food! 341 00:17:21,613 --> 00:17:23,348 Okay, all right. 342 00:17:23,348 --> 00:17:24,883 I'm sorry. 343 00:17:24,883 --> 00:17:27,786 I get it. Folks, I get it. 344 00:17:27,786 --> 00:17:30,389 This is fun. This is silly. This is fun. 345 00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:33,057 Okay, we're having a laugh, a good time. 346 00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:35,960 I need to bring everybody back down to earth right now. 347 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,765 I need to bring you back down to the ground! 348 00:17:39,864 --> 00:17:42,401 May I also remind the court... 349 00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:47,471 ...that this cassette has been in the possession of a woman 350 00:17:47,471 --> 00:17:52,009 that none of us have seen hide nor hair of for four months 351 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:57,649 because she was probably also murdered by Dory Sief! 352 00:17:57,649 --> 00:17:59,017 Objection! 353 00:17:59,017 --> 00:18:01,420 Your Honor, this is dangerous speculation. 354 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,587 Judge Hellerman: Sustained. 355 00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:04,221 And I'm sorry, Miss Danziger, 356 00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:07,025 but in light of this confusion and hysteria, 357 00:18:07,025 --> 00:18:10,096 I find this evidence to be inadmissible. 358 00:18:10,096 --> 00:18:11,763 Strike it from the record. 359 00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:20,740 You are so friggin' lucky. 360 00:18:22,174 --> 00:18:23,443 Hmm. 361 00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:30,750 I told you there's nothing on the tape. 362 00:19:00,179 --> 00:19:01,480 Mama? 363 00:19:02,881 --> 00:19:04,683 Eldad? 364 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:09,320 Why, I was not expecting this. 365 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:11,724 I'm sorry for leaving, Mama. 366 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:12,991 Oh, hush. 367 00:19:12,991 --> 00:19:17,329 We was just glad you were out there in the world, sugar. 368 00:19:17,329 --> 00:19:20,265 You always was the different one, anyway. 369 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:22,501 I think I may be too different, Mama. 370 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,637 I can't be myself. 371 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:27,838 I can't just be. I gotta invent. 372 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:31,142 Please, Mama, tell me, why am I this way? 373 00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:34,646 Did something awful happen to me that I can't remember? 374 00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:39,285 I need some sort of peace so I can live with myself, Mama! 375 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,287 Well, there is this one thing 376 00:19:42,287 --> 00:19:44,490 I've always been scared to tell you. 377 00:19:50,262 --> 00:19:51,825 - Elliot Goss. - Charlie Reeny. 378 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,199 - The network loves us. - No! 379 00:19:54,199 --> 00:19:55,534 It means start thinking about 380 00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:57,469 what kind of show you want to make together, 381 00:19:57,469 --> 00:19:59,204 because that's what's going to happen. 382 00:19:59,204 --> 00:20:01,106 Can you do dinner in 30 minutes? 383 00:20:01,106 --> 00:20:02,775 Yes, but in like six hours. 384 00:20:02,775 --> 00:20:05,177 Perfect. I'll see you then. 385 00:20:17,122 --> 00:20:18,723 Ladies and gentlemen, 386 00:20:18,723 --> 00:20:24,062 you have exhibited patience, focus, and 387 00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:27,999 weathered some surprises along the journey of this trial. 388 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:33,238 But [Clicks tongue] it's always been my assumption-- Polly-- 389 00:20:33,238 --> 00:20:38,209 that you've never lost sight of the truth behind this case. 390 00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:40,078 Mommy, what? 391 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,414 I'm working. 392 00:20:43,215 --> 00:20:45,016 Oh, my God. 393 00:20:45,016 --> 00:20:47,353 Um, Dory. 394 00:20:47,353 --> 00:20:48,753 What's going on? 395 00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:51,557 Are you-- Are you feeling weird about today? 396 00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:59,031 You're fired. 397 00:20:59,031 --> 00:21:00,365 Excuse me? 398 00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:02,701 I don't want you on this case anymore. 399 00:21:05,004 --> 00:21:06,739 Oh. 400 00:21:06,739 --> 00:21:08,173 Okay. 401 00:21:08,173 --> 00:21:10,841 Well, um... 402 00:21:10,841 --> 00:21:15,047 I'm sorry, but you're obviously acting irrational right now. 403 00:21:15,047 --> 00:21:17,516 I mean... 404 00:21:17,516 --> 00:21:19,718 You don't believe me. 405 00:21:19,718 --> 00:21:21,186 Dory... 406 00:21:21,186 --> 00:21:23,756 no one believes you. 407 00:21:25,357 --> 00:21:26,959 I didn't do it. 408 00:21:26,959 --> 00:21:28,293 Okay. 409 00:21:28,293 --> 00:21:31,062 Well, I don't have to believe you. 410 00:21:31,062 --> 00:21:34,500 I just need to do the best damn job I can. 411 00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:40,038 I can't have somebody representing me 412 00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:41,374 who doesn't believe me. 413 00:21:41,374 --> 00:21:43,942 Okay, I believe you. 414 00:21:43,942 --> 00:21:46,412 Look, don't do this. 415 00:21:46,412 --> 00:21:47,812 Go home. 416 00:21:47,812 --> 00:21:52,652 Get some sleep, okay, and I'll forget all about this. 417 00:21:52,652 --> 00:21:54,486 And, anyway, it's crazy 418 00:21:54,486 --> 00:21:58,491 to try to replace me right before the verdict. 419 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,560 I'm not replacing you. 420 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,462 I'm sorry, what-- what do you mean? 421 00:22:04,462 --> 00:22:07,233 I will be representing myself. 422 00:22:12,137 --> 00:22:13,139 So... 423 00:22:15,874 --> 00:22:18,110 It was nice doing business with you. 424 00:22:24,650 --> 00:22:27,053 Well, just so you know... 425 00:22:29,488 --> 00:22:31,157 ...I heard "murder." 426 00:22:37,328 --> 00:22:41,734 ♪ Well, I've never been quite properly civilized ♪ 427 00:22:43,401 --> 00:22:47,473 ♪ And it seems the situation has come to a head ♪ 428 00:22:49,274 --> 00:22:54,147 ♪ But if the only other option is minding my manners ♪ 429 00:22:55,780 --> 00:22:57,683 ♪ Let me tell you something, mister ♪ 430 00:22:57,683 --> 00:22:59,184 ♪ 'Cause I'd rather be dead ♪ 431 00:22:59,184 --> 00:23:01,487 ♪ Oh, I, I ♪ 432 00:23:01,487 --> 00:23:04,690 ♪ I've gone wild ♪